Mirror, mirror on the wall....

Shrek, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am indeed the strongest man in the world.'

Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.'

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said...

'Who the hell is KhadijaTeri?"

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  1. Asalamu Alaikum Khadija,
    Would you mind if I asked for your email address. I would like to ask you a few things without it being public. Thanks.

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  2. LOOOOOL thats jokess =D

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  3. HAHA!
    I´m gonna remember that story! Of course, I´m gonna change the ending at bit...;-)

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  4. Hi!

    That was a good one to start the day with. You really made my laugh.

    Maria MALTA

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  5. Trableseya.... post a comment with your email address on it. that way i can email you. i wont publish the comment so no one else has your email address.

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  6. LOL!Thanks for the smile,nice way to start the morning!

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  7. lol!
    A very good one! lol
    Cofman

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