I have a new boyfriend!

Today I was on the computer checking my mail and reading news and blogs. Over my shoulder I heard 'Who is this guy Mark Read?' I turned and looked at hubby and asked 'Whaaaaaat?' He glared at me and said 'Yeah! Mark Read. You've got all kinds of emails from him.'

'I don't know what you are talking about.' I said. The only Mark I know is my mother's neighbour's son and I don't think I have ever received an email from him. There is another Mark I know of - that's our neighbourhood tomcat who I have named Mark because he leaves his scent all over everything. I know for sure that I don't get any emails from Mark the cat.

Hubby was insistent that I was communicating with Mark Read. 'Look on your computer. His name is all over the place!' So I turned and looked. Sure enough I saw Mark Read..... On the Bloglines RSS feedreader I use there is a place that says Mark Read with a check box next to it on every entry so that you can note which posts have been read and which haven't.

Men are such idiots.... sigh....


Comments

  1. Men are such idiots.... sigh...

    Bridge over troubled water

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFruKvAq8PQ


    Thats not a good sign!!!!


    Why don't you and your husband go on a date once or twice a month with out kids and make it a priority.


    Long car trips is a good recipe for healthy marriage. I think you remember Chevy Chase film about family car vacation.


    MusicLover


    A positive sign your husband is still crazy about you though you bash him all the time :-)

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  2. If only 'Mark Read' looks like that guy on the video of the dog.

    Then it will be worted to have so much e-mails from him.

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  3. Stop being so disrespectful to your husband! If you were busy reading the Koran, cooking, and cleaning....you wouldn't have Mark Read in your life! In-sha-allah you will now focus on your priorities .....

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  4. Sister Khadija -
    Should I take it as a personal insult. If your husband is an idiot it doesn't mean that all men are idiots. Your husband is showing a sign of jealousy and I'm sure you meant men are such a jealous creatures but not idiots. The statistics read that there are more women than men on our planet, so by percentage if there are idiot men then I’m more than sure that the fact there are more idiot women than men on our planet. So I speak in behalf of all men we demand an apology.

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  5. Tank Girl I think you are the most ideal wife for a Libyan man. 99% Libyan men love to marry your type. Great qualities such as read Koran,cook,clean,obedient,no personality,educated and etc.......

    It is strange I took my kids today to bookfair, I wanted to buy 2 books by Khaled Husseini http://www.khaledhosseini.com/ "The Kite Runner " & " A Thousand Splendid Suns" for my 2 girls, I think Tank Girl maybe you should read those 2 books and the Triology by Naguib Mahfouz, I think you fit one of the characters in one of the books.

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount_vantage/thekiterunner/

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  6. My apology to Ms. TankGirl, I forgot to sign my previous post.

    MusicLover

    After my girls finish reading those 2 books, I will send them to the Talibans in Afghanistan for training how to be a good house wife in future,how to read Koran, cook,clean,massage,respect her husband

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  7. I am sure he is also looking for the "any key", right?

    LOL!

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  8. Mahmud..... hmmm... guess what?... you're an idiot!....lllllllllooooooooolllllll!

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  9. Come on people! Don't take this so seriously! IT IS really funny!!!! hahahahahah

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  10. You need to spend sometime in bed with your husband, he's not getting enough sex to release his tension. Hahahahahah

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  11. you stupid woman. you no good. you idoit. you ugly

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  12. you lesbian, you no like men

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  13. I agree with musiclover "A positive sign your husband is still crazy about you though you bash him all the time :-)

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  14. wheneva i read to tank girl i fall laughing, she is so smart and funy llooooooll. "ViCtOr"

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  15. If you were my wife, I would've dumped you for a whore, bitch. At least a whore is more respectful than you are. You have no respect for your husband, for your boys and for men in general. Your ego is as fat as your stinking fat white ass.

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  16. watch your filthy mouth, anon.

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  17. If you were my wife, I would've dumped you for a whore, bitch.

    First you do not have the guts to do it in the first place.

    At least a whore is more respectful than you are.

    Unless you were raised in a brothel.

    You have no respect for your husband, for your boys and for men in general.

    Means girls do not need respect in your opinion.


    Your ego is as fat as your stinking fat white ass.

    May I ask you why do you bother read her blog if she makes you sick in your stomach, nobody has twisted your arms to read her blog. Read other blogs which meets your standards.

    You mentioned that Mrs Teri has no respect, do you think the readers think of you highly since you use such wisdom words White Stinking Ass, Whore, Bitch.

    If you were my wife but you are not. Why you assume that she would take you as a husband, what special about you.


    you stupid woman. you no good. you idoit. you ugly

    you lesbian, you no like men

    Here is another product of my country another Libyan Jackass


    You need to spend sometime in bed with your husband, he's not getting enough sex to release his tension. Hahahahahah

    A great advice from Libyan Dr Ruth or Dr Phil. Before you become a Sex Therapist giving advices. I think you should read this book.

    The Complete Idiot's Guide To Amazing Sex (2nd Edition) (Paperback)
    by Sari Locker

    Here is the link for you http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Amazing-Sex/dp/0028643763


    MusicLover

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  18. Woow!! What an anonymous and virulent comment. Do MusicLover understands that his comment have no effect?

    No no, your husband isn’t idiot :-) and he’s not telling you that you have a new boy friend but he means that you have a renewed lover (your husband).

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  19. To MusicLover -
    How did find The Complete Idiot's Guide, useful? obviously not, because you're still an Idiot. Dumb bastard.

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  20. dear Mam ...
    could u please end this flith talk , it hurts us to read such a comments on a nice funny post like yours ... to turn a simple joke to a war and fire ... how human minds astonish me every day ...

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  21. dear Mam ...
    could u please end this flith talk , it hurts us to read such a comments on a nice funny post like yours ... to turn a simple joke to a war and fire ... how human minds astonish me every day ...

    I agree with you on this point. Freedom of Speech does not give you the right to insult and degrade a woman. I can not understand why a person can not make a point with out using foul language. All I can say it is a sign of ignorance and weakness.


    MusicLover

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  22. hye guys, be gentle, Mrs teri is so nice and likes to make fun, She is so human and have GSOH. i dont know why some jerk boys ruin this blog. apologise for dear teri on behalf oh those idiots. "ViCtOr"

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  23. I'm glad to see you are all enjoying your bit of freedom of speech.

    I have the freedom to say this:

    You're all idiots!!!!

    hahahahahahahahhahhahaha

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  24. Just tell you husband that Mark Read is the man that married me, impregnated me and then dumped me...Or did I dump his ass???

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  25. I'm glad to see you are all enjoying your bit of freedom of speech.

    I have the freedom to say this:

    You're all idiots!!!!

    hahahahahahahahhahhahaha


    OH, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet.

    by Rudyard Kipling

    MusicLover

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  26. Women are such idiots.... sigh....

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  27. I think it's time you give your husband a few computer lessons....so he won't be troubled by your phantom boyfriends! Technology can make us all idiots....lol....

    gk

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  28. Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

    Make women rational creatures, and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives; - that is if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers

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  29. While there are, admittedly, plenty of blithering idiot bloggers, and I’m not naming names, there are also plenty of blithering idiot blog readers

    The above material has been thoughtfully considered, astutely worded and meticulously edited and states clearly and concisely all pertinent information. Should there be any difficulty in clearly understanding any part of this message, its intent or its purpose, then there is every reason to believe that you are a blithering idiot.

    Note those are not my words but quotes from a blog but there is truth in those quotes


    I think I will go read The Idiot written by the Russian author Fyodor Dostoevsky and listen to Green Day
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfSXCekuGZk


    MusicLover

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  30. hahahaha .... this is pretty funny :-)

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  31. I double what Musiclover , said that of men ,being a bunch of idiots !

    Sorry gents !

    Tell me about it ........

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  32. Teri,
    I am truly sorry for the use of
    such language on a decent blog as yours !

    Freedom of speech ? Duh !
    Whatever happened to respect ?
    One doesnt need to use such low class and explicit language, to explain a point. Ignorance is the word in order here my dear. I hope you dont take it seriously. For all in all no one in his /her right state of mind would comment using such low class and explicit language.

    I arrest my case .....

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  33. to Trabilsia:-

    I arrest my case .....?
    ha ha ha ha ha
    What jail did you take your case to Trabilsia?
    Learn how to write and understand English Bitch.
    You have the nerve to call men a bunch of idiots;
    You are the dumb bitch IDIOT. Whore

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  34. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot”

    John Lenon


    I wonder who is the idiot, the woman or the man or both in this tricky quote :-)

    MusicLover

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  35. Teri,
    I am truly sorry it has come to this, but I guess its where the so called “freedom of speech” will lead us in some cases.

    Anonymous,
    I will definitely not go down to your vulgar level and indecency, where you my dear sir feel at home! Since you have the guts to use such explicit language, you should have the courage to reveal yourself instead of hiding………

    And as for men being a “bunch of idiots,” well I must thank you for having proven me right lol.

    *Only gentlemen are exempt from the above comment.

    Have a lovely day!

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  36. To musiclover
    So who's the great woman behind you?

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  37. Women are such idiots.... sigh....

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  38. To Trabilsia
    Do you want to meet me in a hotel room so I can reveal my identity to you, and I'm sure you will like what see.

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  39. To Trabilsia
    Do you want to meet me in a hotel room so I can reveal my identity to you, and I'm sure you will like what you see.

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  40. To musiclover
    So who's the great woman behind you?

    What else do you want to know.

    MusicLover


    This post " I have a new boyfriend! " it is like watching Jerry Springer Show.

    The blogger call us idiots which I find it very professional, and a reader who is giving us a course in
    English which will help us in future when a Libyan gets lost in Soho in London.

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  41. Teri, Teri, Teri. tsk tsk tsk.. look at all the contraversy you've stirred up.

    Ok. I'm a man... I'll say it. We are sometimes idiots... now, everyone, here is an idea:

    Go get a better hobby than Khadija-bashing.

    Don't insult a woman who is smarter than you.

    Don't insult her in english if you haven't mastered the language... lol. (considering she teaches it. It's like taunting Yoda with a stick.. bad idea)

    Grow a spine and have the courage to recognize that you (women) are allowed to have an opinion!

    Think they'll bash on me now? pfft.

    *hopes I fall into the category of Gentelman from time to time*

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  42. Ha ha ha. Greetings from Ireland. That is so funny!

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  43. any post that generates 45 comments has got to be a good post.

    Khadija, i totally enjoyed it

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  44. Hi teacher Khadija
    Im looking for the Arabic translation of The Outsider by Collin Wilson,Could you help?
    Akram

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  45. Well,,i have to admit:Men can really be idiots some times...lol...
    well,,i enjoyed reading some comments that took the remark as a personal issue..that was funny..
    Well,,take care of MARK READ....he is a good fellow...lololol

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