In any case, I'm not sure I find the idea of spending eternity with my husband very inviting. Will he still spend most of his time watching Aljazeera? Will he still complain about my cooking? Will he still have the annoying habit of stopping sentences midway - leaving me waiting for the end of the sentence? And what about the other annoying habits he has. . . . will I have to put up with THOSE for eternity too?
Eternity. . . why does the word eternity have such a negative connotation?
What would life be like if I couldn't torture my poor husband? hehehe
Keep the post, your thoughts are normal.
ReplyDeleteA man and a woman met in Heaven, and after a period of getting to know one another, they decided to get married. They went to God and told him of their desire to unite. God was somewhat puzlled by their request; after all, this is Heaven! But seeing he strength of their commitment, God promised to find them a religious authority (Sheikh, Priest, Rabi, take your pick) to perform the ceremony. It took God five years to find a religious authority in Heaven! (lol lol lol) Afer all the waiting, the couple got their wish. A year or so later, things are not going so well between them-- too many distractions, I suppose! They decided after some thought they'd get divorced. They went to God and told him they needed to be officially divorced. God said angrily, "It took me five years to find a clergyman for you, but where in the Heavens do you expect me to find you a lawyer?"
ReplyDeleteAll that's needed for the eternity problem is to petition (or bribe) the gate keepers to let in some lawyers. They'll take care of the rest!
Oh Suliman! How perfect! I won't have to put up with Mustafa and his annoying habits after all - he's a lawyer! lololololololol
ReplyDeleteHmmm if what Libyan warrior is saying is true then I wil pick Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom simultaneously ....
ReplyDeleteTeak care in this life tomorrow another day and he is your husband try respect your own your inside your children
ReplyDeleteI like what Libyan Warrior had to say so checked your blog ..... man ... you have got to get a grip! Angry young man for real !Do you really think any woman ENJOYS being beaten ?Re-think that one honey .
ReplyDeleteYou're right. Words, such as eternity, infinity, forever are very hard to grasp by our brain cells. May be Sulman's interpretation is quite our understanding level.
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